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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”
person two “cant, im at my dads house”
Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)
Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee
ollys dad is a massive bender and has a retarded son called olly.
"ollys dad is bent "
"MY DADS NOT BENT"