YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

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hows your father?

cheeky reference to the sexual act

'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'

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salute your shorts

the kickass show on nickolodeon

they should be sued for taking it off the air.

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rubber your ducky

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.

dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.

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Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

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what's your damage?

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.

From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?

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cross your fingers

Something you do when hoping for a favorable outcome. You want luck on your side.

"Cross your fingers that you picked the right numbers for the lottery."

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