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Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.
"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
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A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!
When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.
I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.
When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island
Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.