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When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly
Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear
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A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.
The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
Cowboy Bear Ninja
(see Rochambeau)
someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.
Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!
When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.
Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
A Silverback mama bear is a strong, devoted nurturing mama with firm boundaries you don’t dare cross!
She’s a woman who parents the best way she can, for her child/children. A woman who doesn’t apologize for her choices and would go through Hell & Back Again for her child/children.
A Silverback mama bear is a woman who asserts herself in any way as a parent &
She’s tenacious, Not Afraid to protect or advocate for her child/children…no matter what the risk; Silverback Mama Bear will Stand, Fight & Protect her child/children with every last fiber of her being.
She is methodical & ferocious if she feels her child/children are threatened or in harms way.
Bro, you don’t want to bully that kid…everyone knows his Mom is a Silverback Mama Bear!
A Silverback Mama Bear will make a Hurricane 🌀, Erupting 🌋 Volcano and Earth Quake all seem like a dream vacation in comparison to facing her wrath! That’s one Mama you don’t ever want to cross.
Hell hath No Fury like a Silverback Mama Bear!
The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
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