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When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.
I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine
When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.
Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.
The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.
Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.
When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave
You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.
Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.
A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)
Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream