A teenage abode consisting of several layers of blankets and pillows, often in the back of a pickup or van. Activities in the fuck nest include, but are not limited to, deep conversation, rage ranting, angst venting, music blasting, burger grilling, stargazing, smoking, sleeping among lightning/hailstorm conditions, and/or sexual intercourse. For best results, include 2-7 of your favorite teenagers.
Dude, wanna sleep in the Fuck Nest tonight?
Fuck Nest? Yeah dude.
Whose house are we "staying at" tonight? I wanna Fuck Nest.
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Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.
11:12 FTL
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Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.
Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya
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Something creepily out of the ordinary.
A guy in an abandoned house, peering out the window, wearing a green Halloween mask... Is weird as fuck.
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An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
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The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.
Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?
Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.
JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
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A hookup that fails to make you cum so it βnever happenedβ
John: βDid you fuck Ashly?β
Luke: βI warp fucked Ashly.β
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