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An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"
(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
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Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.
11:12 FTL
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Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.
Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya
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Something creepily out of the ordinary.
A guy in an abandoned house, peering out the window, wearing a green Halloween mask... Is weird as fuck.
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The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.
Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?
Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.
JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
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An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
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A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”
John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”
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