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dead dog centre

pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.

two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-

by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020


Babylonian Dead Ghost’s

The Quincies Group Emperor Quincy Brown Legion finish’s parents’ dream - Babylonia, Babylon.

Veni Vidi Vici - we came we saw we conquered we go home...

Babylonian’s Lord’s Of Darkness - are the oldest elite group non human Buddha and Confucius Religion, Bishop And Chief Executor Operator (ceo) authoritarian’s.

By Legion name- Gentlemen’s Club- because we are the only people’s who have not involved our women girls boys elderly or society of American’s / Black / Armenian’s / African’s / Arab’s / Suadi Arabian’s / Irainian/ Israeli Ethnic ethnicities Called Persian’s: We Babylonian’s Religious practice’s And Crucifixion is Dead And were are Ghost’s.

Emperor Adam Winfrey Quincy Brown And his Bride Business woman Eve Mendes Mendoza Molina who are King and Queen Cleopatra And Mark Anthony fiction and non real Americas’ and Africas’ only.

Mr Adam Brown And Mrs Eve Brown are the original creators of Babylon and Mr Quincy Brown completed his parents vision.

After-Death is the final destination for all creeds, while we Ethnic Ethnicities Babylonian’s Destiny And Final Retirees Fast track dba Babylonian dead ghost’s.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019


Dead trim rogers

When ur hair looks like it’s mopped yr grans kitchen floor

“oi do youse like ma new hair?”
“fuck off thats such a dead trim rogers...”
“yeh would u dare, who even are you? rogers??”

“haha batty lad

by johnnycashgisasmash May 18, 2019


Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 29, 2022


Drop Dead @ 2

On December 4th DROP DEAD at 2:00pm tomorrow even in lessons and don’t talk ormove for 2 and a half minutes straight...Confusing the s**t out of the Teachers 😂

Teacher: Can someone read out question 3 on the extract from Macbeth
Students are silent
Teacher: HeLlO!?!?
2 mins later
Student: Do two PETEZD Paragraphs on the extract from Macbeth given to you

Drop Dead @ 2- Be silent at 2

by Mad definitions for y’all December 3, 2019


red dead redemption

a boner

taylor got a red dead redemption from watching sebastian bach

taylor got a red dead redemption from watching noobdaddy1

by teapea June 2, 2010

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a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

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