system of a down

One of the worse bands in the nu-metal scene. Yes. Nu-metal sucks. But not all nu-metal bands suck as as much as the axis of evil, slipknot, korn, SOAD, and some other shitty band I forgot.
It's actually amusing how some SOAD fans represented all "SOAD haters" as backstreet boy fans, or eminem/britney spears fans. Well, I'm not a fan of any of those above. But let me tell you this, the Backstreet Boys had a much larger impact on the 90ties pop music culture than SOAD had on any music scene in their whole career, and unlike SOAD, the Backstreet Boys have fucking talent.
And like SOAD is the "best metal band evar" or "omgz so hardcore", these posers and fugly faggoths are insulting the very air that metal fans breathe(although, it's a commonly known fact that 50% of the SOAD fans are the 9 million armenians around the world, regardless of what music they like, SOAD rocks(moar liek sucks), amirite?).

Faggoth:"Damn, Toxicity is so hardcore!"
Me:"Ever considered to wipe the smear of armenian cum off your ears and listen to some Kreator?"
Faggoth/Poser:"You asshole how can u insult SOAD I'm so gonna raep u kill u eat ur guts u fucker"

Poser:"System of a Down rocks!"
Any sensible person with taste in music:"GTFO."

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hog down

a hog down is the act of over eating especially when food has been scarce normally associated with obesity

We went to the chinese buffet and had such a hog down they threw us out after only 20 plates each, imagine the nerve.

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down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

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settled down

To settle down is to stop being a fuck boy or fuck girl and getting your shit together by taking the next serious step in a relationship

Pepe and Maria have settled down with each other and are now in a serious relationships

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Turn down

The act of two straight male negotiating the terms to sleep each other after being shut down too many times by the opposite sex.

Carl: damn I can't pick upno girl at the pub, Walzer you want to turn down?.

Walzer: turn down for what?

Carl: two shots of Jameson.

Walzer: ok

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Burning it down

Another phrase used in reference to smoking marijuana, or weed.

Rich and AJ were burning it down during the party.

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Down Horrendous

Literally Phineas from that cartoon show with the platypus who kicks ass. (Not Ferb tho, he’s the modern equivalent of Ghengis Khan)

Isabella: “Watcha Doin’ ?”
Phineas: *starts building some shit like a dumbass*
Everyone watching: This man down horrendous...

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