when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"
+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!
When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.
"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."
A guy with the name AmaZn that doesnât take showers loves minersđ and gets dicked down daily
AmaZn is a loser that doesnât take showers
Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.
A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.
The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.
The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.