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George W. Bush
the equivolent to a "douchebag", "McAsshole", or "sonofabitch"
That stupid penis wrinkle is ruining our country
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Penis butler is someone who is in a sexual relations to someone whom had a penis and is their "servant" in return gets their penis as pay.
Hey, my penis butler is great she does a great job and get my penis in return!
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(n) -A term for Dr. Manhattan of the Watchmen series, as the character's genitals are of this color.
Dude, the Blue Penis was in the new Watchmen movie!
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A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.
Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.
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1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
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1. A derogatory name for a male who thinks with his penis.
2. A dildo that straps on to a man's (or woman's) forehead and is rammed into a waiting vagina or anus.
1. That sleaze is such a penis head. He's more cock than brains.
2. You won't believe it! Last night this jock rammed his penis head up my pussy! I screamed like a diabetic in Willy Wonka's candy factory.
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An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"
Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
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