what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room
I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.
A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
The syringe an IV drug addict wants and uses that has a long gauge.
Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
He’s basically this gay ass nerd that likes to play Roblox and occasionally driving games like beamng or Forza
an annoying person, with spider legs that are 81 inches long, he can either be a boy or a girl just depends if it’s trans but anyways, you get the point.
OMG she is spider legs it must be a long body Lili.
An extra boner that is extremely long
I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!