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Something passed, tossed, or thrown around that is typically not wanted or an inconvenience to the receiver. It is custom to spout out the phrase "Wet Sugar" while tossing, but not necessary.
Cory picks up single serving bag of sugar at restaurant dips it in glass of water and throws it at Nate hitting him in the face while triumphantly bellowing WET SUGAR!
Darin finishes with Tina (unsatisfied), and while passing her to Derek he yells WET SUGAR!
A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!
Wet Hampster to be made as follows
Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz
add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!
Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"
Estee: " omg did the popo come?"
Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"
Estee: " Good call !!! "
A very wet state of female arousal. To be Tail Bone Wet, a female is involved in sexual activity on her back and her state of sexual arousal and any moisteners make her so sloppy wet that her love juices overflow from the vagina, down her ass crack and dampen her lower back.
Roger had his girlfriend so turned on from all of the oral sex he was giving her that when he finally gave her the bone he reached around and grabbed hold of her ass checks and found her to be Tail Bone Wet.
A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.
Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.
When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear
Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy
Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.
Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *