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A putrid Person
A low life
A person who doesn't look after themselves hygienically
A person who abuses kids
"Yo man guy in cell 3 is a putrid Cunt"
"no worries bra I'll let the boys know we'll have him out of here in no time"
"Well well well what have we here oh it's a putrid Cunt"
Go have a wash you putrid Cunt you stinky cunt
The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride
When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men
Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please
A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.
"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"
"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"
Long term punk rock girlfriend
Liz in my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my "Cunt-Wife!"
A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
A disposable bitch. Trash that is not worthy to be in your hand while you search for proper disposal so you throw it to the curb. Less worth than a magnificent cunt or regular cunt, curb cunt is at the bottom
Jordan and Dennis wouldn't shut the fuck up those curb cunts.