throw up a little bit in my mouth

involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth

Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

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Put your balls where your mouth is

Similar to the expression "put your money where your mouth is". Can be said when calling someone's bluff. Can be said to taunt an opponent in competition or question one's bravery.

Friend 1: I'm gonna play this video game on the hardest difficulty. I mean how hard could it be?
Friend 2: No way bro. I did that it was terribly hard. If you are so brave then put your balls where your mouth is.
Friend 1: Eww!!! No way dude!!!

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throw up a little bit in my mouth

A situation that is so sickening or disgusting, it actually makes you nauseous.

The 'sexual chemistry' between Melissa and Joe Gorga in "The real housewives of New Jersey" is so fake, it makes me want to "throw up a little bit in my mouth".

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karl jacobs cock in my mouth

when u want karl jacobs’ cock in ur mouth

please karl jacobs cock in my mouth

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may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

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oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH

A thing you say when you are with a boyfriend or any guy and you're doing stuff it gradually gets louder

or

Something you say when you drink alot

Girl:oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH.

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put your money where your mouth is

Betting on a statement one makes to another

"you better put your money where your mouth is, I think you JUS B FIBBIN YO

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