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Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 18, 2025


Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

by August 15, 2023


Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024


Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"

- omg its jisoo!
- you mean jisoo turtle rabbit kim?

by Jennieaddi December 20, 2021


Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019


my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

by Smokey's pubs February 25, 2014


Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023