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The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!
Let's go.
Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.
Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.
Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.
To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.
"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks