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When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
An absolute MORON; douche bag
Originally from FRANCE (derogatory)
“He’s so stupid” “don’t mind him he’s a French Person”
When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya
Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.
My French class was so awful today
there are no french adjectives starting with y
yo, why are there no french adjectives starting with y?
French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl
Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.
Really high or stoned! Straight up burnt brain cells. Lost and not to be found!
That stammer dude had some killer weed. "Ya bro im french toast! Thanks kimbo we are french!