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most heartiest, ruthless and hottest college in nz
aggs,26high,othc,mags,marist,avcol hit us up @ st. paul’s college😙
A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college!
Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.
I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.
hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.
Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.
education source 2nd and all other things first
where your sir is your crush first and your marksheet get more d's
where pune and canteen guy are more familiar to you than your staff and that nerd handsome guy who wears t-shirt in plain colours has curly hair and a crooked tooth haven't even looked at you yet
where they waste months in festivals of their own worshiping gods like splitsvillans and stand up comedians and you proudly call yourself the head of such department
lets go to college and pretend that we are doing something productive in life