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to have sexual intercourse with a dead body
well theres red wings which is eating out a chick on her period and green wings is fucking a chicks pussy while she is dead
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The best band to ever walk on the face of this earth.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Green Day?
Person 2: Of course. I worship them ;
Billie Joe is God, Mike and Tre are his disciples.
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The choice music of Agent Argenti after dominating a poor innocent slut, and firing 12 rounds of the Argenti Bazooka. Afterwards he likes to have a smoke and a pancake.
Slut: Argenti that was phenomenal, but I think you gave me a lazy eye.
Argenti: I hope you had the time of your life skank.
Slut: Can I stay to have a smoke and a pancake?
Argenti: Get the fuck out of here. Good riddance. Fuck Yeah !
Nino: Hey Green Day, shut the fuck up !
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A business or person falsy claiming to be eco-friendly or sustainable because it is a marketable business opportunity.
Be careful when you sell eco-friendly products that are not pure because people will accuse you of green painting.
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A registered Green Party voter who went to the polls to vote for Bernie Sanders and found out that they have to be a registered Democrat to vote in the New York State presidential primaries.
"Hey man did you feel the Bern and vote yesterday?"
"I couldn't. I registered with the hippie Green Party in 1994 and haven't watched the news since. Didn't know I had to register Democrat."
"Dude. You're such a Green Partyboob!"
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He has a massive sausage. Pulls bare girls. Sick at football.
Omg he he is such a kieran green
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The best family ever. Everyone wants to be a Green but can't. They love God and his son. They all can sing and very talented loving people. No other family out there is like the Green Family
Like the Jackson Family but way better.
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