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She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts
Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3
The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake
Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance
When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.
My French class was so awful today
there are no french adjectives starting with y
yo, why are there no french adjectives starting with y?
French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl
Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.
jewish french people in 1941-1945
"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"