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After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.
Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.
Something a Bianca would wear.
OMG! Socks with bows? You are such a Bianca.
Sexy galaxy goo socks is when a, mixture of semen and a female squirt gets put in a sock. Then proceed to wear them.
I like to wear my galaxy goo socks all the time.
You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.
Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.
A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)
Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.