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When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.
"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"
"But I didn't want to die!"
"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."
FRENCH EXPLETIVES
In french class-
Teacher: *in french* and the girl was walking and said-
Student: *interjects* FRENCH EXPLETIVES
FRENCH EXPLETIVES has two definitions:
1.cursing in french
2.its just FRENCH EXPLETIVES
When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.
"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"
When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.
Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.
pegging but where it's done with a baguette instead
Oh did you hear about Bart? He got french pegged by his missus last night!
Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.
Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?
Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox