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A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:
-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).
-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.
-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.
-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.
-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
someone who tends to act like there from the hood when in reality there from a very suburb rich family. The also have a juicy ghetto booty and love fried chicken
did you spencer...he's a total ghetto biddy
Turning your gamma up like a boss.
I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.
when you put your kids WANTS over your needs. Like you need your light bill paid but instead the parent go buts Jordans
My brother is ghetto spoiled because mama bought him jordans with light bill money.
To download a large document (5+ pages) then print the document. Then you take a shaker picture with your phone. You send each page one email at a time or one text at time.
Ugh my customer is ghetto faxing 200 pages in tax returns one page per email. 200 emails!!!
When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).
- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."
A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.