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To bunch up your beard and stick it in your girl's asshole while eating her out.
Last night I practiced the chocolate chin up for an hour and she loved it.
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The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.
Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.
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When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'
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A sexual maneuvre done while performing anal sex. The man begins by ejacuating inside of his partner's rectum and proceeds to remove his penis from the anus. Immediately following, the partner emits a fart which propels the semen out of the rectum on to an awaiting bowl of icecream. The partner then proceeds to scarf down this unique desert.
Charlie sure did white-chocolate syrup sam.
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The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
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When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.
"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"
"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"
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Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.
Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.
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