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Scrote sock

A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.

Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do

Person B “You could use a scrote sock

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024


sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.

Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...

by megb713 March 23, 2010


Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 6, 2016


Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018


Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011


Sock Worms

Sperm

My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.

by Guam1fast December 20, 2016


matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef April 21, 2016