make his pockets hurt

it basically means to make a dude go broke cause he spent all his money on you. Lil Kayla made the term become popular in her hit song, “Make His Pockets Hurt.”

Girl 1: I seen you was with that cute dude, what y’all do?
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt

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Pocket full of shells

Pocket full of money
Because in Unix or Linux shell the terminal command prompt ended with dollar sign $

they rally around the family with a pocket full of shells (Rage Against The Machine)

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Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

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hot pocket

masturbating or just touching the privates in means of having a hand(s) inside the pant or sweater pocket.

1.Max likes to hot pocket during animation class.
2.She gave me a hot pocket during the movie.
3.Like most people, Ryan said a hot pocket cost about 2 dollars.Little that he knew that a hot pocket i was talking about was not a (shitty)snack. Now hes a subject in an example in urbandictionary.com

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you dropped your pocket

usually a term said to see if the person is stupid enough to check if they indeed dropped their pocket

also could mean your fly is open

"hey, you dropped your pocket"

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Indian Hot Pocket

When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man will often attempt to perform cunnilingus, but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.

"Dude, I heard you got lucky last night after dinner! Did you totally lick her lunchbox?"
"Well, I thought I was going to eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."

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Wetter than an otter's pocket

A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.

Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now

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