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To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.
Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.
Me and my associates were banned from this toxic and idiotic site by a Taiwanese spy! Steer clear!
Person 1: Who won the election?
Person 2: According to Phoenix Social, Donald Trump won!
A person who is completely obsessed with social media.
Jim: Man, Trish had posted another thing on Facebook. Add that with the other social sites.
Mike: She is a complete social mediac, man.
The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.
Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.
When a person is so comfortable and social it becomes awkward to be around them.
Person A: “Dude, do you know that guy? They talk so much it’s weird.. Makes me uncomfortable just being around them.
Person B: “Oh yeah, that’s just Greg. He’s awkwardly social.
Person A: “What.”
Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.
Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.
Khristina was socially retarded.
If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then