goody bag

When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.

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jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

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drag bags

A woman's breasts that are so deflated ,that they can no longer be considered "fun bags" anymore.

Look at how low those drag bags hang on that bitch! I think my grandma's titties sit higher than hers!

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bivvi bag

A Goretex sleeping bag cover. Used frequently in the army.

"Don't forget your Bivvi Bag."

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brown-bagging

using a brown paper bag for your lunch.
(it's a Charlie Brown reference, folks)

Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*

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ass-bag

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

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toe bagging

The female equivalent of tea bagging

Did you see Sandy toe bagging Jim while he was passed out?

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