shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

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Rob: I hooked up with the hottest chick last night
Me: What an air-raid

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Obi Wan: Yo, have you heard about the new MacBroke Air?

Me: What a fucking piece of shit... expensive shit

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Basic White Girl: "I love my dirty Air Force 1's."

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Man 1: "oi did you see Johnny copped some orange air forces yeah?"
Man 2: "fuck man what a waste of dosh"

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"hey bro did you see that photo? The one with jemmas friends all admiring her boobs?"

"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"