September 8

Only the sexiest bastards are born on 8th September. Sit back and relax as the partners roll in. Those born on September 8th are passionate lovers, great friends (best hugs!), and very creative. Though they may feel inadequate sometimes, they're always worth keeping around.

"I went on a date with this guy the other day, he was so lovely and he told me he was a Virgo. Definitely born September 8th."

November 8

November 8 is national slap your short friend who is under 5'4" day. Don't forget...

On November 8, you should slap your short friend who is under 5'4".

8=(,,,)==D

masturbation, jacking off

self-explanatory, if you don't know what this mean then... LOL

8==D

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

March 8

National kiss your girl day.
Today is the day to kiss your girl. It doesn't matter if it's on the cheek or not, just kiss your girl. Period

March 8
Boy: where do u want me to kiss u? Like on the cheek or the lips?
Girl: doesn't matter just kiss me

( )8( )

when you look at a chick from behind right before you fuck her

hell yeah baby im fucking that hardcore.