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water your blossom

When a young girl goes pee-pee

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."

by Maggy Cole October 5, 2015


bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!

“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.

by natchoman2 March 11, 2024


Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023


Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019


Caion blossom

A gay/faggot is always tending to have sexual inter course with vietminese goats

Caion blossom oh ha caion blossom

by Ljxpro77 August 19, 2018


blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials

Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."

by Stiffler hysion June 9, 2017


Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny March 16, 2007