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1. To check out one side of a lady (or man) walking by and then turning around to check out the other side.
Man 1: "Dude that chick's ass is effin' hot, let's complete the picture and see if her front matches the back"
Man 2: "Ack, jeez, her face is f'king ugly!"
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Something every teenager with a MySpace in the human race begs for in every way possible.
"picture comments please!"
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A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is
A "KIZER": Look at this picture
A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels
are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life
truly defines it
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Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.
"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."
When a person uses a small picture on a social network or other website. It is used to hide the fact that they are truly hideous.
Robert: Hey Tom, how was the date you had last night with that new chick you met on Facebook?
Tom: Man, that bitch turned out to be fugly. She is small picture cute, but turned out to be disgusting in person!
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Sending wiener pictures to your friends on Wednesdays if your name is Jeremy.
His girlfriend flipped out when she found out he was sending wiener picture Wednesday photos to whores.
A webcomic written by John Campbell. The characters are poorly drawn stick figures, while the storylne, surreal at points, follows the life of Gary, a miserable man working at a call company.
Many other characters exist, as well; Paul the ghost (who was, for a long period of time), the main protaginist of the series. Deceased as he was, and doomed to haunt earth as a ghost, he wore a sheet over him, to give him that "ghostly" look.
Jeremy was the antisocial roomate of Gary's, for some time, until he died. Then Paul haunted his body. So now he's Paul. Just so we're clear. If you see him on a strip, dont be all like 'HEY IT'S JEREMY". It's not. It's Paul.
There's a little girl called Maddy, daughter to Afsheen and Sara, and she is allergic to sunlight, so she often wears a pillowcase over her. She used to frequent the devil's tool, otherwise known as "the internet", but after being warned by Paul about the consequences, she has stopped. I guess. I don't know, I'm assuming that. Don't take my word for it. Go through 300 strips and figure it out for yourself.
Afsheen, and Sara. Together, a couple, the latter a cousin of Gary's. Allergic to metal and plastic, respectively. or the other way around. Not really sure.
The humor is mostly dark, and lacking a punchline, and reliable sources have confirmed that strips are often inspired by John's drug induced imagination.
Joking aside, it’s damn funny. You should check it out.
pictures for sad children john campbell
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