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the misspronounciation of the actor who plays Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trillogy.
Correct: see Elijah Wood
Jan: "did u see Elijah Woods??? hes stoopid"
Jolly: "its ELIJAH WOOD you dim witt"
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term to describe the quasi- sexual stirrings a man experiences upon smelling slow cooked ribs
Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.
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An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.
"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."
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The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
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A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.
Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!
Person 2: *gets naked*
Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!
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a place full of wanna be gina girls who enjoy pretending to be cool.
Bob: lets go to thornhill woods
Paul: no.
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An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.
That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.
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