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When a girl at a club starts dancing closely with her back to a guy she has not met. This leaves only two options for the guy:
1) Act like a creep and start grinding up on her
2) Stand there and shoot a weird look to your friend
Man, I was having a chill time until this girl started passive aggressive dancing with me. She wasn't really very hot either.
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In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.
These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.
Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.
Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.
Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....
Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
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Consists of 70% of the Internet, mainly virgins, losers and young adult males. There will be varying degrees.
100% of them will fail shit tests.
The following are traits of a Passive Aggressive Beta:
1. passively resist fulfilling routine social and occupational tasks
2. complain of being misunderstood and unappreciated by others
3. is sullen and argumentative
4. unreasonably criticize and scorn authority
5. express envy and resentment toward those apparently more fortunate
6. voices exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune
7. alternates between hostile defiance and contrition
Don't be a Passive Aggressive Beta.
"Gaming communities are packed with Passive Aggressive Betas." - rAFC
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when you are walking in the street or anywhere and jump off and onto benches or poles and do spins off them.
"I was aggressive street walking and did a 360 spin"
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When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.
Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.
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1. Displays of aggression, dissatisfaction, anger to a mass online audience such as facebook status, twitter, plaxo, linked-in, IM status (choogle, yahoo, AIM), etc. with the intention of targeting a individual or small group who are known to be connected and receive these messages.
2. Exchanging or dealing insults, epithets, or derogatory terms at an individual through a mass communication or online community.
3. Mini-flame or rant carried out in a public online community, forum, blog, or email-list using sarcasm or other passive-aggressive behaviors.
1. Jill had a massive aggressive post that read "(name) is happy that some people don't try to steal her boyfriend"
2. Jane was being massive aggressive toward you after your break up by setting her facebook status to say "(name) is done dating total tools"
3. Dood, is Tony being massive aggressive or what? He wrote "(name) is spending time with friends who don't flake out on plans all the time." facebook.
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