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Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.
friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she
The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit
“Alfie has shit on the bed and has been a bold boy”
Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)