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Red Arse

A game you play after playing football. if the goal keeper lets in ten goals he must now bend over as you attempt to kick balls at his arse. the person who misses by the largest distance is now in goals.

in cold weather it is the ultimate description of pain

person 1 " that game of red arse was fun last night"
Person 2 "yeah John's arse was so red....."

*conversation ends*

by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009


asda arse

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.

Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse

by Sarah W March 11, 2006


Arse orgasm

The male internal orgasm, generated by stimulation of the prostate, the male g spot, via rythymic insertion of something into the anus, sometimes with the more conventional orgasm thrown in for good measure.

Obviously well known to most of the gay male community but available to all!

'YEAH!!' cried Brad as again he felt the tell-tale tremors of an arse orgasm forming in his gut!

by ..WiL May 18, 2005


Pigs arse

An Australian way of saying "yeah right"

Minister: "Prime Minister, apparently George Bush has an IQ of 160."
Prime Minister:"Pigs arse!"

by murphoman May 25, 2010


Barge arse

A very fat ass; a very fat person.

Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!

by Skinny July 20, 2003


up the arse

The act of receiving anal sex

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"

by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005


hard-arse

A person who rigorously enforces set standards, rules, contracts etc. without displaying the level of leniency that social norms would suggest.

"I had to be a hard-arsed, unforgiving task master, which showed a completely different side of me," said Moss of his role

(From Wikipedia article on Colin Moss)

by kiwi24182541 June 19, 2009