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last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cheesecake cheeks

A term used to describe an individual with an abnoxiously round face and flat nose, with or without squinty eyes. The term 'cheesecake' comes from the fact that the person must have eaten a lot of cheesecake to get such puffy cheeks. Pnwed.

Damn, that ho's got some skank cheesecake cheeks. Stupid girl better make me a sandwich.

by GMFlash June 26, 2006

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 2, 2011

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


oreo cheesecake

Interracial β€œfeeding the chicken”

Steve and Jamal made an Oreo cheesecake and Rachel licked it up

by KlemFandango October 9, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cunt cheesecake

Something people with no creativity use as insults. The phrase means their cunt is a cheesecake or smells like one.

friend: hacks your fb lol
you: youre a cunt cheesecake

by octopussyy May 17, 2015

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wallnut Cheesecake

When you apply two bricks to extreme pressure on the male genital region, causing the excretion of fluids which are instatly placed on the face of your unexpected victim.

"Let's give him a wallnut cheesecake!"

"WALLNUT CHEESECAKE!"

by Encrtia June 8, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

β€œThis party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
β€œTell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž