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China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.
Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.
American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...
Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.
American: WTF?
Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.
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If something is made in China, it's a piece of fucking shit. Don't buy it, unless you hate America, in which case, fuck you.
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The blank stare you get from someone who doesn't understand what is going on.
Dude that girl last night was awesome, she just lay there with a china blank the whole time I was doing her
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Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Also, Dude, china man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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A commonly seen phrase appearing under over 50% of the world's products, "Made in China" almost became a signature of industrial standard worldwide.
Also, "Made in China" is a funny, yet true concept, where many humor can spawn from it... when you just look closely at the things we use everyday.
Look! Underneath the world map said "Made in China"! Isn't that funny?
The souvenirs sold from shops in Japan said "Made in China"!
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Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.
"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"
(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"
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This is a term used to describe any type of ass hole behavior. With special emphasis on the ones your friend probably talk about behind your back.
James:
"He took the money we were saving to buy the fan for our office and bought himself a hooker last night."
Jim:
"What a vagina china" thing to do
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