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A girl who is a 9 or up on a 1 to 10 rating and deserves being pointed out to your friends
Yo mike look at the great dane by the cashier
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Watching Dane Cook's stand-up routine, or reciting lines from the routine.
Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
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Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
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1. A hatin' ass bitch who hates beautiful, majestic Great Danes for no good reason.
2. Someone who hates Dane Cook.
1. Jill - God, what's so great about Danes anyway?
Kelly - What is wrong with you Jill? God, you're such a Dane hater.
2. Jill - What's so great about Dane Cook anyway?
Kelly - You know what, Jill? I'm getting really sick of your Dane-hatin' ass.
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A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.
-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."
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A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
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The funniest douchebag on the planet.
From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.
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