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Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.
Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!
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A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s
Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.
Other guy: it’s called Neo-English
Guy: eat shit and die
Other guy: OKAY BOOMER
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Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.
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a malt liquor made by the Olde English 800 brewing company in Milwakee Wisconson. Popuar with ghetto youths, bums and alcoholics for its high alcohol to price ratio.
man i drank to fourties and ended up shooting my sugar ray into her purple star. (see dictionary for other definitions)
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The form of english spoken by people in low income housing and the projects. Words such as "funeralize", "conversate", "nawmean", "aw'ight", and so on are all examples of uban english.
He grew up in the projects and speaks Urban English
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A form of English that includes a multitude of time-saving abbreviations and acronyms, e-English is the language of choice for informal emails, instant messages, cell phone text messages, and blogs.
"Bye bye for now" in e-English is "BB4N"
"Taking a shower" in e-English is "TAS"
"Pizza" in e-English is "P-ZA"
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Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.
I hate English class! Why can't everything be math?!!
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