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A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.
boy1: I should make a Facebook
Boy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.
Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
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The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.
A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
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A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.
Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!
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A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.
Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!
Marry: Who are you?
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A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.
1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
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One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.
People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.
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