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A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!
A global traveler is one who has been murdered and dismembered. The body parts are then distributed to remote geographic locations across the globe. Also could be referred to as a "jet setter".
"Have you seen Jake lately? He's been missing for two weeks."
"I haven't seen him for a long time. These dudes down the block told me that he's a global traveler so you might not see him around anymore."
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Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips
SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
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The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.
"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."
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An observed increase in the global average temperatures; especially an increase in temperature sufficient to cause climate change
Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world
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A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
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The new phrase for Climate Change:
After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
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