Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.

Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.

hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax

I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit

reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.

Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.