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the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
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A retarded species that will make all life on Earth extinct
Alien 1: hey, what the f*ck is that wierd thing on that planet
Alien 2: it's just humanity killing themselves
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Primary adversary of the katywampus birddog
Derogatory term used by those with limited mental capacity to insult others by failing to recognize them as individuals (often used to bolster their own self image)
If the humans around here would do things like I say we'd be makin' money
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A mammal that lives all over the world, going to officers and carrying out buisnesses in large areas of the world. It's natural habitat is a big city but some prefer to live in a jungle.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
the dog always sleep near the human couple to get horny and that is one reason you find domestic dogs with larger cocks than normal. humans are very sexy, and dogs in the other hand are not so sexy but they make use of cute little human females who let dogs to do what ever they like.
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creature capable of making mistakes.
Shit happens, I am only human.
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The state that most people remain in all their lives. Human is the quality that describes those who have not expanded and liberated their minds from the Human laws. Those who are human have never seen the other side, never broken through or used drugs to reimagine and reinvent the world as it really is on the other side... the true side
One: "Hey man, look at that suit over there, that cat hates on us because we're free man"
Two: "I feel you man, that suit is only human, bound by the laws, free your mind man, and hit up this tab of acid."
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Societies worst mistake ever in the history of any thing
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