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Quite possibly the most blasphemous rap group ever. Consisting of Vinnie Paz (formally known as Ikon the Verbal Hologram) and Jus Allah as M.C.s with Stoupe the Enemy Of Mankind on the beats.
There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.
Lyrics from the Jedi Mind Tricks song, "Heavenly Divine"
1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"
These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.
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A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.
Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."
Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."
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The ultimate pimp of ever state of being; he from whom no time, place, or object is un-pimpable. Always pronounced with gratuitious final syllable.
There can only be one.
Yo, cuz, it's time to prove that I am the Triple-Jedi Piiiiimp...
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Refers to the ability of a woman to perform a "clench and release" rhythm during sex.
She doesn't do her laundry, and her dishes pile up regularly, but her Jedi Pussy Tricks are worth it. The force is strong in this one...
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One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.
Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
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The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.
This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.
Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.
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To be tossed of without anyone touching you - the way that Jedis do stuff with their mind.
'Oh man, I just cum in my pants'
'You didn't just get Jedi hand-jobbed did you?'
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