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it's when you see a girl with a guy who's way more attractive.
She must have a magic fanny
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An acronym for "nigger magic". This is an astounding ability that years of hard slacking develops. Eventually, experienced slackers don't have to study / attend lectures or participate in any activity that compromises their slacker integrity.
One just walks into an exam or test scenario when necessary and uses their "nigger magic" to correctly answer questions regarding topics that one has never seen or heard of and will never see or hear of again.
Shah: Yo I pulled some insane nigger magic on that last question, I derived the Laplace Transform from basic principles in a few minutes.
Mush: ROFL, it must've taken years for those mathematicians to figure it out.
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n. a card game published by Wizards of the Coast since the early 90's involving (as implied by the title) "magic" cards
MtG is like fucking card crack for gamers!
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when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' there was a character called munch who was Gaz's long lost half brother, he was a proper retard but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the John Lennon airport :)
Munch: "dyu wanna watch a DVD?"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"
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The only explanation needed for explaining every plot hole, inconsistency, and all of the non-sensical things that are in the awful ending of Mass Effect 3
Pissed Off Mass Effect Fan A: So why the hell was Joker leaving the battle with my squadmates who were with me on Earth?!
Pissed off Mass Effect Fan B: A space wizard did it with space magic
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Crack captured in paper form. Actually, the original collectible trading card game, originally released in 1993, still going strong today. Made by Richard Garfield, and published by Wizards of the Coast. Two or more players duel each other using various creatures, spells, and artifacts. The object is to bring each other players life total down to 0 in order to win. This can be accomplished in many ways. It's up to you to decide how to do it. Seeing how over 40 expansion sets have been released over the years, there are almost endless possibilities.
Often ridiculed/stereotyped by chads, along with D&D, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft as the epitome of geekdom. On the contrary, it is known to be played by anyone, and most gamers I've met don't fall into the stereotypes, and in fact, do have a life, have other interests, get laid, etc. Only people with no life like to make fun of people who play games like these. Irony at it's finest.
MTG Player 1: I tap all my lands, and fireball you for 10 damage, you lose!
MTG Player 2: Aww, shit!
Random dipshit: What are you two fags doing?
MTG Player 1: Just got done playing a game of Magic, now we're gonna go hit up a kegger.
Random dipshit: Whaa!? I didn't know you nerds did anything else with your lives but play Magic the gathering
MTG Player 1: Yeah, crazy shit, huh? It's gonna be killer! beer and bitches everywhere! And the best part is everyone going is totally chill.
Random dipshit: No way! can I come?
MTG Player 1: Sorry, chads aren't allowed at this party.
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A drink made from mixing a little bit from each bottle in your parents' liquor cabinet.
"Take a little gin, vodka, tequila, rum and whiskey, we're gettin' some magic juice tonight."
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