mars rover

a device sent to mars, which will look at rocks and transmit data to earth, looking for signs of water. however, due to lack of planning, the mars rover is regrettably not waterproof.

So, uh, how about that mars rover, eh? That's um, goin to mars?

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boatem mar

Origin. Redneck slang. "Both of them are..."

When a pair of people, animals, places or things obtain the same present tense status.

Redneck #1 : Hey Wilbur, are those two tractors running yet?

Redneck #2: Yeah, boatem mar.

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mars delight

when a guy buyes a Mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back together.

he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center.

"dude, she's nearly at the middle!"
"no way, you mars delighted her!"

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E-Mar

noun. - a word describing a man who drinks heavily, gets ass, and passes class.

"Yo, you be a pussy getting machine. A lot like E-Mar."

"You ain't no E-Mar. Your bitchass is failing statistics."

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The mars volta

Great band, great lyrics, great music. Great. Lyrics werent written by cedric but by omar

The mars volta > you

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mars bar

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

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Mick Mars

The creamy Motley Crue guitarist who's a little boring and a little ugly but you'll probably still find him strangely attractive anyway. (unconventionally attractive???) Anyway he's really creamy.

Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of Motley Crue?
Girl 2: Mick Mars!! He's so creamy!