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Minecraft

Minecraft, the only good video game..... Fortnite players are missing out. A world we’re everything is boxy and square. You build, fight and play in it. Literally the BEST THING EVERRRRRR

“Minecraft is cooler than ur mom
“I know, and my mom rocks

by nObOdY aSkEd yOu October 28, 2019

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Minecraft

If you play minrcraft, you're most likely graduate with maxium honors, live a successful life, and steal your friend's girl without trying ;)

"He's so cool and hot, he must play minecraft."

by Gamerboy80 September 3, 2019

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Minecraft

Fortnite, buried in it's grave for good.

Minecraft, a great game for everyone with money can play on creative mode or survival. Minecraft is a childhood memory for all little kids and teens. From the memes to the Nether Update, Minecraft is truly more godly than Fortnite because that shit cringy af

Minecraft: I'M THE BEST!
Fortnite: We are cancelled

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

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Minecraft

It’s better than fortnite.
Prove me wrong.

(Jimmy if he plays fortnite)
Dad: JIMMY GET READY FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!
(Jimmy if he plays Minecraft)
Dad: JIMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SON!

by I’m not job anymore April 16, 2019

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Minecraft

A drug taken by 12 year olds

Shut the fuck up, minecraft kid

by SpongeBoobies October 9, 2016

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Minecraft

A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.

Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?

Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft

Person: fuck you faggot

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2017

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Minecraft

A cringy game where you can make anything out of blocks. Fun Fact: Most 5 year olds prefer this over roblox. Fun Fact 2: Any youtuber who plays minecraft is a good actor or has nothing better to do with their life.

(Kid Screams in background) (Brother enters with a phone) Kid:Noooo! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by HowDoYouFeelAboutJimmyFallingI December 23, 2017

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