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To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).
Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”
The tight, long necked cunt.
When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".
Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?
a multiple group if nigels in a gang
the nigels will shank you
the best looking guy with an iq over 300 he made einstien brain damage when talking to him.
nigel: hey einstein
einstein: wat u want
nigel: u look like my kkb hair
Nigel — noun
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
A 6'2 Lexington cornerback/receiver who gets mad at females. He has a hot little brother named Rayaan who looks up to him and aspires to be half as great as he is, yet he never admits it. Has numerous offers from D1 colleges such as Alabama, Duke, North Carolina, Penn State, and Clemson. Rayaan has multiple girlfriends just like nigel and is d1 in basketball just like his big bro in football. Rayaan and Nigel have countless 2mans lined up and prefer big booty latinas. LADIES HIT THEM UP!!!
I wish i was nigel
Nigel is so cool
Nigel is a lock up corner nbs...
Nigel and Rayaans 2man looks crispy asf.